How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!