There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
