Cognitive function jokes

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."

Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"

Patient: "What condition?"

Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!