Cognitive function jokes

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."

Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"

Patient: "What condition?"

I finally know why my brain doesn't work!

On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!

Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.