Coax jokes

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.