Coax jokes
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
