Clooney jokes
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Community talk
Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more