Clooney

Clooney jokes

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  • Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

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  • Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said… I still wish I was… Read more