Cleanser jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.