Claustrophobia jokes

"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"

"Claustrophobic!"

How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Poor guy really needs some space.

What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?

Klaustrophobic.