Civil Right jokes

Nightmare

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

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  • People

    These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

    And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

    Dream

    It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

    You know, for his sake.

    Color

    Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

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  • Freedom

    The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

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  • Freedom Of Speech

    The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

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  • Irony

    I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

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  • White privilege

    A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

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  • Felon

    Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

    Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

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  • Community

    les go: the house of reps has passed a bill banning trans people from sports of the opposite sex.