Cinco jokes
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
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What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
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Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.