Cinco jokes
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
Memes
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.