Cinco jokes

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco.

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo.

What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?

*Answer: Quatro Cinco*

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?

Quatro Sinco.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."