I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
why does the emo hate christmas the ordamonts get hanged and they dont
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
You are getting Cole for Christmas you shit fuckers.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
Why do orphans watch nightmare before Christmas
Answer: oogie boogie is ugly so they wanted for be ugly
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
2 gays are getting ready for Christmas...they are expecting a big package in the Male!
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
Merry christmas my fellow hoes
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
What do gay people get for Christmas?
discrimination
