Christmas lights jokes

What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?

They don’t hang themselves.

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?

They are both going to be hanging from a tree.