Christmas lights jokes
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.