Christmas lights jokes

What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?

They are both going to be hanging from a tree.

If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.