Christmas lights jokes
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Father: "Fritz, light the Christmas tree!"
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.