Christmas decorations jokes

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!