Chinese kid jokes
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.