Chinese kid jokes
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.