Chinese kid jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?

They ate the bat!

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?

Because they make the toys.

Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?

They made the toys.