Chinese culture jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.