Child's Body jokes
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"