Children s television jokes

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"