What do you call a rich Chinese Child? ChingChing...
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch
Of an orphan wins the lottery what do they have to use all of it on
Years of child support
What's and oprhan's favourite roblox game? Adopt me.
I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
me explaining my child : when your mom is sitting on a table in her periods, its called periodic table
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
What do you call a child with no family? Names
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia
What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What is an iraqui’s kid favorite game
Minesweeper
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
Why do orphans go to prison. Because that’s their only home
