Child welfare jokes
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Like this if you are in foster care.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
When the school lets you near children again...
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.