Child welfare jokes

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

It's not like they'll tell their parents.

Why did the teacher get arrested?

He gave the orphan homework!

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.

You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.