Child welfare jokes

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

Why did the teacher get arrested?

He gave the orphan homework!

You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

It's not like they'll tell their parents.