Why did the chicken enter the cave? Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried
