Chastening jokes

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

She rearranged all the furniture.

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.