Chastening jokes
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.