Charlie Brown jokes
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.