Chardonnay jokes

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.