Chain Saw jokes

Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.