Chain Saw jokes
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."