Central Bank jokes

An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.