If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
Centimeter Jokes
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.