Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
Cellmate Jokes
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.