a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!!!!
how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
