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a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.

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steaks were* too high. I enjoyed you're joke

That was a miss steak

@Joe: your*

@sans Have you ever heard of capitalization before? There should be a comma in in front of quotation marks. After the last quotation mark there should be a capital 't' instead of a lowercase one. Lastly you misspelled 'were'.

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@thegrammernationalguard first off i just wanted to let you know i did all lowercase letters in your @ name because your a piece of shit. Also shut the fuck up you grammer karen. And im starting a sentence with “and” because i can. Third i hope you like anal because your about to get fucked.