Caw jokes
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
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What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
moo.