Caw jokes

What do crows use when they get a phone?

A "CAWing" card!

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

Why did the crows form a charity?

Because it's all for good caws!

How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

moo.

How do you fuck a cow?

Find the nearest Karen.