Caw jokes
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
Caca.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Coooper
Carter is a pussy.
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?