Cat's-ear jokes
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
