Cat scratch jokes
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Community talk
bro i kid you not- im laughing so hard
i was eating a tortilla right? then my cat does the littlel scratchy thing were it looks like theyre strechting on something but scrathing it at the same time- if yk yk,
it scared the shit out of me and i screamed "what the magical fuck"
...
*wheeeeezing*