Cat scratch jokes

Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.

I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.

I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.

(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)

"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"

"Oh, that was the cat."

"We don't have a cat..."

"Oh..."

Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.

Does your cat scratch you?

Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.