Carrier jokes
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
My car 🚘
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
The convoy truckers are a joke.