Cardiovascular jokes

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?

My heartbeat.

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

There is a thin line between death and life!

You won't live to see it.....

The Cardiogram will!!

Man: What's up?

Me: I'm annoyed.

Man: Why?

Me: I stole my gf's heart.

Man: So why are you annoyed?

Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.