Card carrying jokes

Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.

What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.