Card carrying

Card carrying jokes

Libertarian

    • What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

    A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽

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    • Aclu

    • Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.

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    • Lesbian

    • What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

    A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

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    • Number

    • I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

    And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

    Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄