Canadians jokes
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."