Cambridge jokes

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.

Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.

Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?

American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?

Either Canadian or European.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.