Cambridge jokes
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
