Cambridge jokes
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
