McDonald call back and they said they want there logo back
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.