
Call-back jokes
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.