Why is there gates on a graveyard? Because people are dying to get inside. lollums
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
