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darkjokelord669

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?

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We take it from you and leave you something for your family (if you have a viewing) or else we leave something with you to cremate or bury directly ;)

You people are f u c k i n g weird.

A

nobody dies a virgin because life f'ed you over

D

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

P

no you lose your virginity anyways because your uncle saw a chance and took it

D

pedo ;), that is the darkest thing I think that you could write beside what Embalmer wrote. Thanks.

P

sir thats necrophilia <3

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