V card jokes

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

If you read this, you lost your v card.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

bradley

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

Olivia Rodrigo