V card jokes
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Kart! (DYM 151)
Cardi B has very long nails.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?