Bumpiness jokes

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.