Bumpiness jokes

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!