Bull Jokes

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

Child: *realizes*

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

I bullied a handicap today.

What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?

What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?

A bullfrog!

How do you keep a bull from charging?

You take its credit card away.

What did the bull say to the bullfighter?

What's the "matador?"

What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?

Bye-son.

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"

What's a bull's favorite body part?

An eye-BULL!

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.