Bull jokes
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college? Bye-son.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.