Bull

Bull Jokes

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

Child: *realizes*

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye:bull’s eye