Buccaneer jokes
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
Memes
Tom aint Tom
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.