Buccaneer jokes
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
Tom aint Tom
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!