Brigham Young

Brigham Young jokes

Preacher

  • An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.

    The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"

    And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.

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  • Direction

  • And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"

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