Breathtaking jokes
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.