Breathtaking jokes

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?

"You're breathtaking."

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?

You’re breathtaking!

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.